------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson go camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. During the night Holmes wakes up and says, 'Dr. Watson look up a the stars and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says, 'I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely some planets are like our Earth and there might also be life out there. Holmes replies "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [this is an old joke, recently resurfacing in 2002 as "the world's best joke" at www.laughlab.co.uk]