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Hey there lads and lasses, I'm Ryan Trainor and this is my webpage for my research and stuffs at Caltech. Looks like you caught me at an awkward time... I'm sure it will be full of very professional and excellent researchy things soon, without a doubt. Maybe you should come back tomorrow? Yes, it'll definitely be done by tomorrow.

Here's something to tide you over.

Hold on, were you looking for the 2009 Ay 121 webpage? This way, my friend. Or perhaps the Ay 126 course page? Ahhh, yes that is over here.

Wait wait wait wait wait... is this even the Ryan Trainor you're looking for? Are you sure? He has quite a common face, so you might easily be hoodwinked by a clever imposter, perhaps using a space mirror.

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